*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history
June 2013
44 posts
“I’m a pervert, but in a romantic way.”
—Julie Delpy (via rabbitinthemoon)
- Person 1: I'm sorry I didn't catch your name
- Person 2: I didn't throw it
walking around in underwear and a blanket cape like the fuckin queen of unemployment
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
- me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
- me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
- me:
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- me: Is that the sun
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
