once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
if i dont makeout with someone sooon im gonna explode
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
*sends pic of boner*
girl: mmm, send me one of you hard (;
SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF