i’m sorry, but that’s just the way it is
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| — | people who benefit from the way it is and do not want to change it anytime soon and aren’t sorry at all (via mirroir) |
JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
sometimes you need to fill up space in your paper so you make absolutely useless graphs of things that don’t actually need to be compared because you’re pretty sure that by the time the professor is 27 pages into your paper, even she won’t care anymore
