i will kiss you in the rain so you are twice as wet
MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
That time I added a bit too much bubblebath to the tub.
how do i politely ask him to slam me against a wall and make out with me
I don’t know how much vodka I put in this but I’m going to drink it anyway: a memoir
this drink tastes awful but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
trends women should avoid 2014: men’s opinions
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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