Smijeshno
tinyteacuphands:

EXACTLY.

tinyteacuphands:

EXACTLY.

theonion:

Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

Carl Barron: I reckon the Australian language is a nationally smart-ass language. You ask someone how they are in Australia, they don't tell you how they are, they tell you how they're not, and you gotta guess the rest.
G'day mate how are ya goin'? Not bad.
What have you been up to? Not much
How much was that? Oh wasn't cheap
Where is this place? Oh it's not far
When are we going? Not long now

Fangirl Challenge | [2/10] Female characters → Gloria Pritchett (Modern Family)

I’m Colombian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.